Michael Jordan. Or maybe they just avoid the trouble in the first place by sneaking up behind the people parading the poster around and choking them out Metal Gear Solid style before the President's fragile psyche is shattered.
In any case, I just wish I could be on hand to see how that plays out. But alas, I don't have class on Fridays, so why the hell would I go to campus? To see the President? Ummm, no. I'll take sleeping in till noon thank you very much.
And lastly, I would just like to applaud the makers of this poster for their poignant and relevant comparison. Because let's be honest, when you think of another world leader who held power during a time of economic turmoil who comes to mind?... Hitler. Exactly.