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- Latoya Jackson will make at least one eerie, cryptic reference to her recently deceased brother per episode, only to reveal in the final episode that she IS Michael Jackson.
- At some point, and there's nothing you can do to stop it, you will see Richard Hatch's balls.
- Jose Canseco will be sent home for stealing the steroids Lisa Rinna injects into her face twice hourly to keep it in tact.
- Mark McGrath will flip his blonde-frosted lid when Meatloaf refers to him as "Sugar Gay."
- Lil' Jon will arbitrarily answer such an alarming amount of questions with "YEEEAAAAH!" it will prompt testing that eventually proves he is mentally retarded.
- Gary Busey will be unabashedly awesome the entire time.
- Star Jones will be unabashedly awful the entire time.