Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Why eat food?

Are you sick and tired of the stranglehold food has on your daily life? Are you fed up with the monopoly it has on your options when hungry? Say no more.
It's time you tried... Fud.

It'll fill ya good!
At half the price and just twice the calories of traditional food, Fud is quickly becoming the choice of the informed consumer. Not only is it affordable, but it comes in all of your favorite food flavors like:
- American
- Other
- Hot
- Left Overs
- And more!

Fud is the wise choice in these harsh economic times, and 4 out of 5 customers agree Fud is "about as delicious as it sounds!"
So make the switch to Fud today, your wallet, and your stomach will thank you.

(Caution: in a double blind study some users developed a rare degenerative disease in their colons that caused "outside butthole." This may or may not have been directly related to their intake of Fud) 

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