How long have you been waiting for a cure for the ailment that has affected your daily life so deeply and constantly that it has shattered your very being? How many interviews were ruined by incessantly shifting about in your seat? How many pairs of underwear were torn asunder from perpetual scratching? How many creams and ointments that promised relief brought nothing but more pain and anguish?
Well, fret no more my itchy-assed friends, the days of the smelly fingers are over at last!